Which E3 Character Makes For The Most Cunning Linguist?

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Once again, my gut pulled me in one direction and my head in another. Wario, at first blush, seems like the dude who totally chows down. In almost every screen you see him in, his mouth is wide open, tongue lolling out. But (and there’s always a butt with Wario) my colleagues pointed out how greedy Wario is. He’s selfish and gluttonous and only wants what’s in his best interest. Plus he eats a lot of garlic, no one in the coochie constituent wants that near their nethers.

Verdict: Signs point to no.

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